likeyouwanna-be-loved:

lanadelreptar:

 ♪ White Lips, Pale Face 

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*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*

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I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog

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callmekitto:

ARE YOU SHITTIN ME RIGHT NOW LIKE

LITERALLY ALL SHE SAID WAS YEAH MAKE IT PRETTY WITH LIKE, PINKS AND PURPLES AND STUFF MAYBE OTHER COLORS IDK

AND HE JSUT FUCKING

HE JUTS DID IT

HE JUST DID IT AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE HE JUJST

DID IT IN

LeSS THAN 10 MinUTES?!!?1

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jaclcfrost:

why be interested in people close to your age when you can be interested in people twice your age that are twice as attractive and twice as unlikely to ever reciprocate your feelings

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holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

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facephase:

“Cos I got a huge penis.” - Why did you date him?

“A A A A A A A. Tryin’ to be a B. Tryin’ to be a B.” - Describing cup-size, attempting sex-skype.

“You’re dating Danny, right? I always knew you two had a thing.” - You’re a smart person but you have a way of ignoring things. Even though all the signs are there.

“I just… didn’t want you to be by yourself.” -  DANNY FUCKING CASTELLANO, LADIES AND GENTS.

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